Welcome to my world

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My name is Mellissa and I am a princess….except for the fact that I am a little neurotic, obsessive, overworking, underslept, addicted to coffee, cheese and music. I am dating my best friend’s – well maybe now ex best friend’s – ex boyfriend – to my credit it was three years ago for three months and she is now engaged. I have two cats, Sadie and Sasha, one sleeps on my head and the other is in love with my weird male roommate. Traitor. I have a therapist who I think helps me and an Al Anon meeting which I know helps me. I have a complicated family life, mothers, fathers and lots of sibs...and love, mostly love. I can’t have a relationship to save my life….until now. I sit at a desk all day and pretend to work. I am political and loud and very opinionated….all of which get me in trouble. I like to exercise but never do and somehow think I can be in shape and healthy. I have slightly elevated cholesterol and blood pressure. And I gained two pounds over the weekend. Damn it. I hate my nose and want a nose job, I need Botox for a furrow in my brow that comes from my retro-cringe.

On the other hand, I have awesome friends, an amazing nephew and an overabundance, overflowing amount of love and goodness in my life.

My name is Mellissa and I am a princess….a princess askew. Welcome to my world.

3 Responses to "Welcome to my world" (Leave A Comment)

Anonymous says
May 26, 2009 at 11:44 AM

You are dating your ex best friend's boyfriend? Dude! That is so evil!

Mellissa says
May 26, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Anonymous, I know who you are. And you suck. Which is why I love you.

Anonymous says
May 26, 2009 at 3:35 PM

Mellissa,
I know I suck, you know why... and you love me anyway! Which is why I love you!